Minesweeper

god i love mine sweeper

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138

Hobbies?

my life

http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/allandcp/WindowsLiveWriter/Comics_13BA5/image_15.png

Cooking by the Book

watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA&fmt=18

If You're Into It

why the hell did i just upgrade my aim version...this thing sucks

if you're into it

Fat IT Dude

Brookfield just won the SWC Championship beating the crap out of Newtown...quote of the night "i kind of want to roll down the window and piss all over Newtown as we drive through it"
-mapes


this makes GE IT work

Pot Cookie Monster

i'm already excited for this new years ski trip


pot cookie monster

My Cat Wants Me Dead

pulling an all nighter for work...i feel like i'm in college

ISLANDluv318: in college but without the fun and hot girls


my cat wants me dead

CT Gay Marriage

CT > CA
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/12/gay.marriage.ap/index.html

Men Are Better Than Women

the new vince flynn book is awesome...read it


QwertyBison: Do you know why wedding dresses are white? So the dishwasher will match the stove.
QwertyBison: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

Friends with Benefits

in the city for marissa's birthday...gonna be a good night


lets get hitched

Hardly Working Facebook Update

pretty excited to do absolutely nothing tonight

JokerSTX18: DONE IT TON IT


wolfey pulled this shit on me and my life has never been the same

Guitar Hero Commercial

JoHnBoY809: How can you vote yes to ammend the constitution when, in order to do so, you have to have a constitutional convention??
-my head just exploded

i am buying this game

Election Night

note to self don't have chinese buffet for lunch then take spinning class
.... cnn all night baby


the truth behind votes...
Hugs6783: i think you're voting for Chris Murphy just because of his name
DanMurphy11: i'm not going to lie his name was definitely an influential factor
Hugs6783: if someone was running in NY with the last name Keyser, I would vote for them...so i understand

Drunk Failing Sobriety Test

my votes for tomorrow:
President - Barack Obama/Joe Biden
House Rep - Chris Murphy
State Rep - David Scribner
State Amendments:
Question 1. Constitutional Convention - No
Question 2. Young Primary Voting - Yes

if you think i am all knowing and have never made a bad decision you should vote the same, if not you should still vote

what's the problem osifer

mccain and palin on qvc

what a weekend...highlights include beer pong domination, hanks 3rd floor reunions, going to the uconn game dressed as a keg, and vortex power hours



mccain and palin on qvc

Vote However You Like Rap

so i'm at a stop light and a freaking guy jumps in my passenger seat...i nearly shit myself...damn you rokis


tab2123: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxlwYP0HNdc
-this is great

Muppet Speeding

wow phillies win the world series...who would have thunk it


i need a british car

Right or Left Brain

not gonna lie wolfey got me pretty good with the whole liking poop and midgets thing in my fb profile...but i also realized today that after 3 days of driving around with it the trunk of my car said "i love men"...i hate you all


right or left brain?

Homecoming Metromix Pictures

are the phillies really about to win a world series???


StaRgaZe1812: http://connecticut.metromix.com/events/photogallery/uconn-homecoming/717148/content?photo=1
-we're famous


still a chance

Chi Phi Homecoming Tailgate

if you are going to homecoming you should come to the chi phi alumni tailgate....here is a map to where we will be

Boy Scout Breast Exam

almost the weekend


i too am giving free screenings to anyone interested

McCain Obama Dance Off

looking forward to the tailgate this saturday


mccain obama dance off

Audi Commercial

more rockband action



i think i'm a mercedes

Giving Out Password

rockband 2 came out today, and you can bet the murphy family is rocking


hunter2

Terry Tate on Palin

how come uconn kickers always suck? first nuzie, now this new clown


this is fantastic

McCain and Obama Roast

stammy for kp's birthday


McCain and Obama roasting each other

Metaphor Free Radio

Timothy0001: come on
Timothy0001: thats where all the pussy is
Timothy0001: drunken pussy that flows like wine




i also hate dave coulier

Too Slow

big fan of it almost being the weekend


StaRgaZe1812: http://www.palinaspresident.us/


too slow

Vote McCain

though the stock market is a mess...i can't help but be incredibly happy looking at these fall leaves on my drive to work


Vote McCain...because Hayden Panettiere says so

Old New Haircut

pretty pumped my trip to maine got pushed back a week...because now i'm going to homecoming!!

ISLANDluv318: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5JtdsWVjhs&NR=1
-linden likes em old

RIP Snowflake

RIP Matt "Snowflake" Powell...you will be missed

Gmail Goggles

praying for you snowflake


gmail goggles

Landmarks Replaced With Cheap Souvenoirs

crazy day



this is pretty cool

Rachel Ray Corn

awesome weekend up in vermont for morton's wedding...i love those kids


rachel ray just gave me a boner

Don't Vote

off to vermont for mortons wedding...this is going to be an awesome weekend


don't vote

Kitten vs. Toothbrush

i'm pretty shocked that i just pre-qualified for a $300,000 mortgage



it's like plaque but cute a furry

The Dark Bailout

surprised the market rebounded as well as it did today...did anyone else see that the interbank lending rate quadrupled?


why so serious? oh the bailout

Silly Mario

i definitely watched the entire first episode of Knight Rider at work today...which is cool in itself but even cooler because it doesn't come out until tomorrow

QwertyBison: silly Mario. http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9623/1221793489985hm0.jpg

Steve Carrell Loses His Emmy

working too hard




if you didn't see the emmy's NBC rocked out...and this is the only funny part

Colonial New Jersey

wow what a total waste of a weekend i just had



Patington7: dan - I had a dream last night that I married you - but it was only for three days - then I left you for Clayton Dylisnski -
-clay dog has been one upping me for as long as i can remember


old jersey

Fixing Computers for Favors

SEANBULLS: i definitely puked when i got home
-this is why i love GE


QwertyBison: if only I had this in college. http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/fixcomputer.jpg

Pantless Venn Diagram

looking forward to a night cruise in nyc tomorow night courtesy of GE


QwertyBison: http://i37.tinypic.com/t88bj8.jpg
-this sums up my life perfectly

Professor Wikipedia

i went to a kooks concert so i don't feel bad about illegally downloading all of their music...


professor wikipedia
-courtesty of morton at work

Shuttle Cock / Ninja Cat

totally bummed the rockband 2 bundle didn't come out today...what a cock tease


QwertyBison: little did they know, I had actually already laid claim to rocket-penis. http://nfccomic.com/index.php?comic=292


ninja cat

Fey Palin SNL

awesome weekend...uconn wins, pats win, wolfey kicked himself in the face, and karin made an awesome breakfast


tina fey is sarah palin

Resse WithoutASpoon

uconn vs virginia game...big game...bigger tailgate


reese witherspoon

Don't Ask the Internet for Help

big fan of the weekend




don't ask the internet for help

Sticky Note Experiments

the zooks were awesome last night



i know what i'm doing at work tomorrow

Axe For Women

when i am sitting at my computer i often find myself relaxing with my finger in my belly button


axe for women

Office Slap Face

the patriots are on pace for another 16-0 season....and i'm putting myself on the donor list if brady needs a new knee


it's a new sport

Procrastination Flowchart

fight night round 3


procastination

Palin Videos

some good palin videos

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/09/jon-stewart-ann.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDBW0SbDxPo&feature=related

Weatherman 69

i definitely picked my nose the entire car ride home...don't pretend like you don't do it


wait did he just say...

Censor Bar Art

what's the deal with subway not having the scrabble pieces today?


you should see the uncensored version

Guinness Share With a Friend

why do i insist on eating gorgonzola alfredo sauce when i know i'm lactarded?


one more reason to love guinness

Instant Mona Lisa

long weekend


vaultman07: so i was fucked
DanMurphy11: right in the ass
DanMurphy11: just like you like it
vaultman07: yeppers


instant mona lisa

Ry-u?

so a 28,5 point spread seems like sure win...unless you are mapes and betting on hofstra vs. uconn


i need to be here

Honest Fat Kid

uconn hofstra tomorrow...can you say tailgate?


i agree with this kid

RIP Alexa

RIP Alexa
We love you

Frustration

busy day


frustration

Tiger Woods is Jesus

we survived...mt. washington is our bitch thanks mostly to murphy the mystical moose who carried me to the top after i proved my worth


tiger woods is jesus

Mt. Washington/Website is Down

heading up to new hampshire to climb mt. washington and we're hiking huntington's ravine...if i die, i love you all


read about this hike


arlo617: http://thewebsiteisdown.com/
-this video actually is plock

Catch and Chug

whoody whooo



i think we could turn this into a cool game of wiffle ball

Michael Phelps a Douche?

passed my green belt test...no not karate, i'm talking six sigma baby


is michael phelps a dbag?

Ernest Borgnine Masturbates a lot

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!


i'll live forever

beautiful wedding...mr. and mrs. shannon sure know how to throw a party


QwertyBison: Earth's news feed. http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760601

Bathroom Sign

brutal day...


nevermind i'll find another bathroom

Steven Seagal: Power Agent

softball got rained out...bummer

CunningLurch: Confirm or ignore? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs
-i'm friends with my mom


steven seagal has still got it

Awkward Rap

feel much lighter after that hair cut


JokerSTX18: http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=5563668&page=1
JokerSTX18: spain is racist

awkward rap

Cake Farts

i have my season ticket for uconn football...do you have yours?


james brings us cake farts

Paris Hilton for President

womens gymnastics is too stressful to watch



paris hilton for president?

Drunk Drive Thru

awesome night last night...



drunk drive thru

Holy Ghost Busters

mt. washington is going to kick my ass


who ya gonna call?

March of Shame

nice hike trying to break in the new boots


high five

Overstimulus Package

i am a six sigma machine


at least i wasn't alone in my use of the stimulus package

Worst Olympic Trial Ever

ridiculous night out with thompson



this makes me think i could be in the olympics

RIP Pat Melycher

Vivacious indeed ...
RIP Pat Melycher

Blob Blooper

awesome day at the chi phi golf tournament...the highlight was definitely skeeter flipping a golf cart


blob

WTF Pics and Driving Naked

bacon, chili, cheese dogs from super duper weenie make my world go round

QwertyBison: solid range from hilarious to gross to just plain wrong. the bear fucker is great. http://postworthy.com/PostPage/This_is_why_you_need_a_camera/4629.aspx

CunningLurch: I almost think I can top that... at the very least I can match it... http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080729/NEWS0107/807290361/1167/NEWS

Bowser's Minions

this is a genuinely awesome week...concerts, hot dates, and golf tournaments...good times


pinkeye187: http://www.policelink.com/news/40928-driver-arrested-for-491-bac-highest-ever-in-state
- it was shmuck

i thought it was hard as is

Gay Confusion

back to the grind




hysterical story

Drunk O Vision

do you ever watch MTV Made and root against the person because they are so annoying?


drunk o vision

Deep Cuts

reasons tonight was awesome...
bobby underhill aka it's an iso
nick bonavita
no face
emily getting laid
Christana Sales
Brianna Elliot
Bryan Mapes
and the highlight of the night...
"tell grimes he's as pale as beth sanderson...and lonves vagina just like her too"

-i love brookfield


no link it's 2:30 and i'm too drunk to find a good one

Hardly Working Superheroes

awesome night in the city...everyone should go see spamalot, it's fantastic


pancheros?

FUPA

so i missed eve 6, but we won both games of the double header by slaughter rule


in memory of fupa

Super Glue Flip Flop

i'm a big fan of work sponsored dinners


great prank

Kicking Realtor and Bo Burnham

wow 2 great links...lunk and reed on top of their games


JokerSTX18: www.kickingrealtor.com
-at least we know he won't be able to tack on an extra point to the interest rate
...anything...come on


QwertyBison: not as good, but so so true. http://www.break.com/bo-burnham/bo-burnham-high-school-party.html
-lets rob an asian kitchen

What What in the Butt

it is an awesome night


what what in the butt

Changing Undewear During Tennis

when dinner time conversations turn into heated discussions about scientific phenomona wikipedia always saves the day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow



a guy would just get naked

Greenwich Wiffle Ball

so pretty close game of softball...we won 30-8 in a 3rd inning slaughter rule


QwertyBison: Connecticut sucks some hard-core ass. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/nyregion/10towns.html?em&ex=1215835200&en=c84dff99e1e7a1fd&ei=5087%0A

Stop Motion Spaghetti

gta 4...need i say more



this is pretty cool

Human Mirror

SEANBULLS: so i just saw your exact double in the locker room at work
SEANBULLS: and he was naked
SEANBULLS: so technically
SEANBULLS: i saw you naked
SEANBULLS: awkward
-he liked it


i'm freaking out

Pillow Talk

so my mom just uploaded pictures on facebook...i'm not sure how i feel about that


can you help me settle my nerves

Try Not to Laugh

is it sad that i hit a 118 today and i am really excited about it?


laughing is contagious

Independence From Pants

loving the long weekend


declare independence from pants

Bluetooth Pick Up Lines

happy 4th of july


you're a smoking hot bitch

Messing With Driving Instructors

awesome night...awesome convo
Matt: i almost had a couger when we were out there the day before you got there 35-40 year old real estate developer from south africa 1:18am
Dan: i am been jealous
was she b;acl
black ?
because i want to do that


messing with driving instructors

Puppy Asleep in Bowl of Water

i love the summer because girls post all their bikini pictures on facebook...yeah i'm talking to you sweet cheeks


the old paw in a glass of water trick

Deep Cuts

deep cuts
- he still gets points for CJ Gould


just keep playing with it

Douche Bag Message

awesome night in hartford though it sounds like dom may have had a better night...
danceinique82: blowjob with Rob this afternoon and Hollywood 2nite

she gave me her card

George Carlin 7 Words

hike with mike this afternoon and hartford tonight


in memory of george carlin

Office Nerf War

working tonight...bummer


i have every intention of doing this at my office

Great Team Names and the Escalator Trick

brutal loss today in softball...

but leave it to reed to cheer me up
QwertyBison: does your company softball team name rival any of these? http://tastybooze.com/2008/06/top-co-ed-sports-team-names/
and for good measure
http://www.break.com/index/cute-blonde-escalator-spin-trick.html

Kobe How My Ass Taste?

so i got my first taste of being a IT project manager again today when i learned that i will be working Friday night from midnight to 3am....sweet

kobe how my ass taste


it's too hot to spoon

Love In This Club by Rock A Fire

so the guy sitting next to me at work had a seizure today...good thing i took the ge workplace emergency training and knew to press 9 then 911


yog3928: This should be the next installment on the dan murphy away message hall of fame: http://blog.suchmann.com/post/38770762/loveinthisclub

Epic Ball Girl Catch

does anyone know how to create your own templates for a wikipedia page?


we need to recruit this girl for softball

Slow Motion Laughing Baby

rainy days are perfect for video games


slow motion laughing baby

Facebook Warning

just got this e-mail

Hello,

You made one or more wall posts that violated our Terms of Use. Among other things, posts that are hateful, threatening, or obscene are not allowed. We also take down posts that attack an individual or group, or advertise a product or service. Continued misuse of Facebook's features could result in your account being disabled.

If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page at http://www.facebook.com/help.php?topic=wposts.

The Facebook Team

so i can't send messages to my friends?

Craigslist Poop

blues travelers and slow pitch softball...that's a hell of a day


StaRgaZe1812: this is how i get my men
-she has loose stools

Compton Party Store and Great Work Excuse

getting excited for the blues travelers on thursday in stamford


CunningLurch: /videos/84e8ecb3cd
-and guns

Tab2123: use this if you need to take a day off from your new job.... http://www.break.com/index/excuse-to-call-in-sick.html

Charlie Bit Me

first day of the new job


charlie bit me

Blood

another epic weekend thanks for a very wet dave concert... time for a big community service day down in stamford


blood

If Things Turned Out Differently

big softball win followed by a lot of drinks led to a very unproductive friday


what if?

How to Fail Drivers Ed

Rokis and I are the GE Foosball Champs!!! It was an epic battle...look for highlights on ESPN Classic


johnny dumptruck would have thrown punches

Ken Griffey Hits 600

i think someone should create a personal air conditioning unit that i could wear around my neck and would keep me permanantly at the comfy temperature of 68 degrees farenheit

Congratulations Ken Griffey Jr.!!!

street reporter hits the country

the Apple i

big brown broke my heart...and my bank account
but still an incredible weekend overall

shimmer367: oh my god i just realized eh is "he" backwards
shimmer367: freaky

big new release from apple today

Bromance is Gone

off to the races...cheering for big brown to win the triple crown at the belmont, then watching USA vs Argentina soccer on Sunday


what happened to the bromance?

Getting the Intern Laid

awesome day at yankee stadium...sat in the immelators seats and watched Giambi hit a walk off home run


i'm doing this to the interns

Bo Burnham New Math

buying some preppy clothes


new bo burnham

Bluetooth Compliments

so basically you should be at the belmont


i'm going to do this

Thank You For Pleasing Us

who is down to go to the belmont on saturday?



QwertyBison: my hometown newspaper had a similar thank you for me back in the day. http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4976/brownridgewl9.jpg

Walk of No Shame

on a gorgeous day there is nothing better than napping out on the hammock by the brook...there are some perks to living at home


story of my life...the walk of no shame

Rushing the Field at Fenway

planetofdamapes1: why does michael jackson want to be the jockey of Big Brown?
planetofdamapes1: cause he loves riding 3 year olds



i want to do this

Lazy Landscaping

QwertyBison: what's Michael Jackson's favorite college?
QwertyBison: Brigham Young


lazy landscaping

Super Hero's Dress Gay

absolute disaster of a softball game today


super hero dress code has always seemed odd to me

Facebook Gangsta

horry kow what a trip to chicago...still recovering


you can just call me the facebook gangsta

Board Game Murder Mystery

Chi Phi's are taking over Chi town for Geoff's bachelor party...it's going to be an awesome weekend


all your favorite games in one murder mystery

Houston Rockets Mascot Scare

so it's official i'm starting my off program role in 3 weeks...now i just need to get 2 months of work done in 3 weeks


i could watch people getting scared by an inflatable bear all day

Motivational Posters

just put $66 into my gas tank and i have a feeling it is only going to get worse...brutal


motivation

Tube Top Pilates

so i made my first contribution to open source software today by fixing the JBoss startup script for Solaris...you can thank me later


tube top pilates...i dare you not to watch this

Orielly Remix

only in new orleans would they have a fireworks and a full bar at a graduation ceremony...man i love that city


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman


CunningLurch: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE&feature=related

Good to Go

off to new orleans for the weekend for my sisters graduation


i got this at work and laughed very loudly

17th Century Thinking

Great seats and great company...mets game was a blast. Just wish the game went a little better


the good life

1 in 3 Employees Hung Over at Work

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
- Evan Esar


godda love the liquid lunch

Superbad Anti Piracy PSA

i think this weekend can be summed up in two words which jenny has said so eloquently...
JeNNy1321: ribbit ribbit


now i feel bad about stealing movies

CGC auction tonight

gonna be a good night...off to the CGC Charity Auction where I won't be able to afford anything but at least I get to dust off the Tux, bring a hot date, and eat a $1000 dinner courtesy of GE


i take back all those bad things i said about the marching band

Charles Barkley is a dumbass

big softball game tonight...final score 17-14 with team Mercury on top... yeah baby!


i'm charles barkley?

Reason to be a stay at home Dad

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.


this is why i want to be a stay at home dad

Whizbiz...the cure for the one night stand?

i think this sums up my thoughts...
Irish Blizzix: tank of gas
Irish Blizzix: or
Irish Blizzix: GTA
Irish Blizzix: GTA!


http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=onenight
-thanks for ruining my night allee

Girl High Fives

i'm really tempted to buy GTA 4



lady high fives

Time Whore vs General Tso

a rainy friday was perked up by some serious foosball and a liquid lunch

Live Free or Time Whore II

QwertyBison: outstanding. http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=495409

erikab34: http://youtube.com/watch?v=inbu_1oWktM

Inside a Guy's Brain in Class

rokis and i are now the top power ranked team in the office foosball tournament


i'll cough just in case

Kittens Bobbing Their Heads

can't find my cell phone and i think i'm goign to lose my mind....


samic on collegehumor

and the highlight of your day
kittens bobbing their heads

First comment on CH

i forgot how nerve racking interviews were...just because it's an internal interview doesn't mean you shouldn't brush up on those behavioral questions


got the first comment on a collegehumor video
-is it sad that i'm actually excited about that?

Honest college commercial

what an awesome weekend...white water rafting is definitely better during the snow melt though it's a little shocking taking a dip in 38 degree water


finally an honest college advertisement

Growth hormones in beef

rokis and i are foosball gods pulling in the highest possible power ranking by shutting out morton and grabelski....yes that is what i did at work today


with growth hormones in beef. Fourteen should be legal, what with gas prices the way they are.

Party Like a Rockstar Remix

(sing to the tune of party like a rockstar)
I want to party like Abbate,
Drink a beer with Jiggles,
Wake up naked next to Jameson
Wanna take a piss on Hadden,
Throw Kravecs out a window,
Anything to keep my mind off... the Pats not being in the superbowl

superbowl party at carriage

US Citizenship Quiz

i am embracing my inner nerd and learning PHP

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

Two hundred soles were lost.

i am officially unfit to be an american...and you probably are too

Debbie Quit Drinking

Because of working last night I got a total of 4 hrs 10minutes of sleep ...
11:30pm-12:30am in bed
3:30am-6:30am in bed
1:40pm-1:50pm when I fell asleep on the toilet at work


Text message from my cousin Debbie:
I met a jiggles jr tonight and then quit drinking.
11:07pm 9/25/06

Good Idea, Bad Idea

lessons from the life of Dan Murphy presents...
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Good Idea: Taking a study break by going to the gym for a quick workout.
Bad Idea: Ending your workout by running stadiums so hard that you puke your brains out on the top step of Memorial Stadium.

stay tuned for more lessons from the life of Dan Murphy

Last football game

so last football game of my life as a student...
-brought a keg to the tailgate
-played shoulders until i fell over
-drank cocoa and crown
-ate a steak with my bare hands
-hugged thompson while he was pissing
-sat on the 50 yard line
-was a cocky bastard to the CEO pf bekin mechanics
(thompson might get a job out of that encounter)

and best of all got thrown out of the game by security for telling a louisville player his sister was good in bed


looking forward to my university hearing

iPhone Will it Blend

jiffy lube is the king of upsell...they could teach a freaking class on getting you to pay for more than you need

Vice7: I hate you





hugs and kisses,
Quag
-i still love him

noooooooooooo

GE vs UTC

Ukon Spirit 16: u are now a worthy competetor
Ukon Spirit 16: utc (me) vs ge (you)

DantheKing71: tell your friend GE Airfract engines destroys Pratt and Whitney on the commercial aircraft engine business...

oooo them be fighting words...let the battle begin hahaha
(maybe working in the real world won't be so bad) :-P

Itchy Asshole

"Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger."

Fun

(n,v,adj)Fun:
1. Playful activity, characterized by such utterances as "wheeeee!" or "higher! higher!" 2. A word associated with parks, frozen drinks, late nights, and mediocre first dates (That was fun. Let's do it again sometime.) 3. An activity often resulting in skinned knees, yanked hair, and raging hangovers.

-thank u stahl

Message from Mookie

an went home for the night, and forgot to leave a message. So I will leave one in his honor. Love Mookie.


How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi im mookie.

Pants...breakfast

Pants...breakfast

Cell Phone Breathalizer

i am going to invent a breathilizer built in to cell phones which will make it impossible to drunk dial or even worse drunk text message

not only would i be the inventor but i would also be a client

Fannypack eitquite

the fam is flying in tomorrow night...does that mean i need to clean my apartment?

japanese Foxx: dan murphy my hero


there is nothing gay about a fanny pack

Naked pictures of your buddys girlfriend

new maps for halo tonight

what does a bullimic call 2 fingers?

dessert


what a find

PS3 Riot

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?


fefer521: youre hairy
DanMurphy11: thanks



nerd riots are the best

Chickipedia

Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."


Tab2123: So you know all those times we sit around and say "who was that hot girl in that movie who...." -- now we know where to look. http://www.chickipedia.com/index.php/Main_Page
-our lives will never be the same again

Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcast 1/25/07

Fantastic Pick Up Lines:
11. Does this rag smell like chloroform?

mscfree1: awesome pickup line: I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
mscfree1: i can't even imagine, something like a mangy ball of love-making, squeaking fur

GAapple28: http://youtube.com/watch?v=bphuIh0OHxw
-this man speaks to my soul

Why do Disney channel girls become sluts?

so i just scheduled for a face to face interview for a job, but i didn't have the phone screen yet...should i tell the person phone screening me that they are totally worthless and i already got through to the next level?


QwertyBison: well this page was a huge disappointment. totally not what I was looking for. http://www.dickipedia.org


why do all disney channel girls become sluts?

First blog

i'm officially in a food coma


don't
-high times video game review in honor of 4/20