Inside a Guy's Brain in Class

rokis and i are now the top power ranked team in the office foosball tournament


i'll cough just in case

Kittens Bobbing Their Heads

can't find my cell phone and i think i'm goign to lose my mind....


samic on collegehumor

and the highlight of your day
kittens bobbing their heads

First comment on CH

i forgot how nerve racking interviews were...just because it's an internal interview doesn't mean you shouldn't brush up on those behavioral questions


got the first comment on a collegehumor video
-is it sad that i'm actually excited about that?

Honest college commercial

what an awesome weekend...white water rafting is definitely better during the snow melt though it's a little shocking taking a dip in 38 degree water


finally an honest college advertisement

Growth hormones in beef

rokis and i are foosball gods pulling in the highest possible power ranking by shutting out morton and grabelski....yes that is what i did at work today


with growth hormones in beef. Fourteen should be legal, what with gas prices the way they are.

Party Like a Rockstar Remix

(sing to the tune of party like a rockstar)
I want to party like Abbate,
Drink a beer with Jiggles,
Wake up naked next to Jameson
Wanna take a piss on Hadden,
Throw Kravecs out a window,
Anything to keep my mind off... the Pats not being in the superbowl

superbowl party at carriage

US Citizenship Quiz

i am embracing my inner nerd and learning PHP

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

Two hundred soles were lost.

i am officially unfit to be an american...and you probably are too

Debbie Quit Drinking

Because of working last night I got a total of 4 hrs 10minutes of sleep ...
11:30pm-12:30am in bed
3:30am-6:30am in bed
1:40pm-1:50pm when I fell asleep on the toilet at work


Text message from my cousin Debbie:
I met a jiggles jr tonight and then quit drinking.
11:07pm 9/25/06

Good Idea, Bad Idea

lessons from the life of Dan Murphy presents...
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Good Idea: Taking a study break by going to the gym for a quick workout.
Bad Idea: Ending your workout by running stadiums so hard that you puke your brains out on the top step of Memorial Stadium.

stay tuned for more lessons from the life of Dan Murphy

Last football game

so last football game of my life as a student...
-brought a keg to the tailgate
-played shoulders until i fell over
-drank cocoa and crown
-ate a steak with my bare hands
-hugged thompson while he was pissing
-sat on the 50 yard line
-was a cocky bastard to the CEO pf bekin mechanics
(thompson might get a job out of that encounter)

and best of all got thrown out of the game by security for telling a louisville player his sister was good in bed


looking forward to my university hearing

iPhone Will it Blend

jiffy lube is the king of upsell...they could teach a freaking class on getting you to pay for more than you need

Vice7: I hate you





hugs and kisses,
Quag
-i still love him

noooooooooooo

GE vs UTC

Ukon Spirit 16: u are now a worthy competetor
Ukon Spirit 16: utc (me) vs ge (you)

DantheKing71: tell your friend GE Airfract engines destroys Pratt and Whitney on the commercial aircraft engine business...

oooo them be fighting words...let the battle begin hahaha
(maybe working in the real world won't be so bad) :-P

Itchy Asshole

"Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger."

Fun

(n,v,adj)Fun:
1. Playful activity, characterized by such utterances as "wheeeee!" or "higher! higher!" 2. A word associated with parks, frozen drinks, late nights, and mediocre first dates (That was fun. Let's do it again sometime.) 3. An activity often resulting in skinned knees, yanked hair, and raging hangovers.

-thank u stahl

Message from Mookie

an went home for the night, and forgot to leave a message. So I will leave one in his honor. Love Mookie.


How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi im mookie.

Pants...breakfast

Pants...breakfast

Cell Phone Breathalizer

i am going to invent a breathilizer built in to cell phones which will make it impossible to drunk dial or even worse drunk text message

not only would i be the inventor but i would also be a client

Fannypack eitquite

the fam is flying in tomorrow night...does that mean i need to clean my apartment?

japanese Foxx: dan murphy my hero


there is nothing gay about a fanny pack

Naked pictures of your buddys girlfriend

new maps for halo tonight

what does a bullimic call 2 fingers?

dessert


what a find

PS3 Riot

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?


fefer521: youre hairy
DanMurphy11: thanks



nerd riots are the best

Chickipedia

Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."


Tab2123: So you know all those times we sit around and say "who was that hot girl in that movie who...." -- now we know where to look. http://www.chickipedia.com/index.php/Main_Page
-our lives will never be the same again

Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcast 1/25/07

Fantastic Pick Up Lines:
11. Does this rag smell like chloroform?

mscfree1: awesome pickup line: I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
mscfree1: i can't even imagine, something like a mangy ball of love-making, squeaking fur

GAapple28: http://youtube.com/watch?v=bphuIh0OHxw
-this man speaks to my soul

Why do Disney channel girls become sluts?

so i just scheduled for a face to face interview for a job, but i didn't have the phone screen yet...should i tell the person phone screening me that they are totally worthless and i already got through to the next level?


QwertyBison: well this page was a huge disappointment. totally not what I was looking for. http://www.dickipedia.org


why do all disney channel girls become sluts?

First blog

i'm officially in a food coma


don't
-high times video game review in honor of 4/20