Deep Cuts

deep cuts
- he still gets points for CJ Gould


just keep playing with it

Douche Bag Message

awesome night in hartford though it sounds like dom may have had a better night...
danceinique82: blowjob with Rob this afternoon and Hollywood 2nite

she gave me her card

George Carlin 7 Words

hike with mike this afternoon and hartford tonight


in memory of george carlin

Office Nerf War

working tonight...bummer


i have every intention of doing this at my office

Great Team Names and the Escalator Trick

brutal loss today in softball...

but leave it to reed to cheer me up
QwertyBison: does your company softball team name rival any of these? http://tastybooze.com/2008/06/top-co-ed-sports-team-names/
and for good measure
http://www.break.com/index/cute-blonde-escalator-spin-trick.html

Kobe How My Ass Taste?

so i got my first taste of being a IT project manager again today when i learned that i will be working Friday night from midnight to 3am....sweet

kobe how my ass taste


it's too hot to spoon

Love In This Club by Rock A Fire

so the guy sitting next to me at work had a seizure today...good thing i took the ge workplace emergency training and knew to press 9 then 911


yog3928: This should be the next installment on the dan murphy away message hall of fame: http://blog.suchmann.com/post/38770762/loveinthisclub

Epic Ball Girl Catch

does anyone know how to create your own templates for a wikipedia page?


we need to recruit this girl for softball

Slow Motion Laughing Baby

rainy days are perfect for video games


slow motion laughing baby

Facebook Warning

just got this e-mail

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The Facebook Team

so i can't send messages to my friends?

Craigslist Poop

blues travelers and slow pitch softball...that's a hell of a day


StaRgaZe1812: this is how i get my men
-she has loose stools

Compton Party Store and Great Work Excuse

getting excited for the blues travelers on thursday in stamford


CunningLurch: /videos/84e8ecb3cd
-and guns

Tab2123: use this if you need to take a day off from your new job.... http://www.break.com/index/excuse-to-call-in-sick.html

Charlie Bit Me

first day of the new job


charlie bit me

Blood

another epic weekend thanks for a very wet dave concert... time for a big community service day down in stamford


blood

If Things Turned Out Differently

big softball win followed by a lot of drinks led to a very unproductive friday


what if?

How to Fail Drivers Ed

Rokis and I are the GE Foosball Champs!!! It was an epic battle...look for highlights on ESPN Classic


johnny dumptruck would have thrown punches

Ken Griffey Hits 600

i think someone should create a personal air conditioning unit that i could wear around my neck and would keep me permanantly at the comfy temperature of 68 degrees farenheit

Congratulations Ken Griffey Jr.!!!

street reporter hits the country

the Apple i

big brown broke my heart...and my bank account
but still an incredible weekend overall

shimmer367: oh my god i just realized eh is "he" backwards
shimmer367: freaky

big new release from apple today

Bromance is Gone

off to the races...cheering for big brown to win the triple crown at the belmont, then watching USA vs Argentina soccer on Sunday


what happened to the bromance?

Getting the Intern Laid

awesome day at yankee stadium...sat in the immelators seats and watched Giambi hit a walk off home run


i'm doing this to the interns

Bo Burnham New Math

buying some preppy clothes


new bo burnham

Bluetooth Compliments

so basically you should be at the belmont


i'm going to do this

Thank You For Pleasing Us

who is down to go to the belmont on saturday?



QwertyBison: my hometown newspaper had a similar thank you for me back in the day. http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4976/brownridgewl9.jpg

Walk of No Shame

on a gorgeous day there is nothing better than napping out on the hammock by the brook...there are some perks to living at home


story of my life...the walk of no shame